Man Hunt
Once again that killer
bassist, William
Mysterious, is on the
loose. A master of
disguise, he is never
seen in one place for
any period of time, and
is liable to make an
appearance at any time
and in any place. His prefered mode of
operation involves the
use of a dual-action
semi-automatic
thuga-thuga bass axe,
which makes him quite
distinctive. He was last
seen disappearing after
what was described as
a "Flying Saucer
Attack". According to a
Superville citizen, Mr.
E. Reynolds, William
Mysterious's last words
were "Flying saucer
attack! I'm never
coming back!
Ohh-woh-woh, wait
until it's over...". If you
think you have seen this
man, contact the
Superville Law
Enforcement Agency
with utmost urgency.
| Revillos return
triumphant
Superville's resident Bongo
Brains, The Revillos,
returned home last night
after their recent tour of the
mainland.
Promoting their recently
released "From The
Freezer" album, the group
had played a number of
gigs in London's Bottom
Line club. The well-known
Radio DJ and TV
personality Mark Lamarr
was seen at the last of
these gigs, disguising his
trademark 50's-throwback
hairstyle under a baseball
hat.
Today's Weather
The sky will
darken, be no sun,
then you know that
Voodoo's come!
| Snatzomobile
launched
The Snatzomobile was
brought into action again last
week when The Revillos
made their way to London to
play at the Bottom Line club.
Excited fans and reporters
were warned to move away
as the Snatzomobile
prepared to leave, Eugene
Reynolds appeared at the
hatch and shouted "Get lost
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